With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

Nice, but I must remind you of this moment:

So the Muppets are very gay then

I’m literally obsessed with this picture of my cat. It is the definition of renaissance painting imagery. The shading. The pose. The thoughtful twinkle in his eye. Sublime

sequel

The Straights ™ need saving

I would buy last chance to run and hang it in my home in the most suspicious place I could find

like the shower

this is a callout post for sharon. do i fucking complain when you forget your minivan and you “conveniently” can’t pick up the kids from soccer practice even though it’s your carpool day? do i complain when you pretend you bake cookies you bring to every holiday party when i know you get them from trader joe’s? no. so you don’t get to complain when i bring pot brownies to the pta meetings. okay? okay

maybe if you fucking ATE one of em youd chill out sharon. jesus christ

living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen

just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened

The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.

Batryoshka dolls.

I am going to fucking set you on fire

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

Behold

A chicken

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.